Status Updates From Empress Theresa

Dang I almost forgot that Theresa's parents existed. No mention of her sister since the first couple chapters, though.

And everyone made such a big deal about the Army/Navy game and it was resolved in one sentence??? Come on we just had a chapter-long plane landing scene. Make it make sense.

So...Theresa just decides to give Earth 24-hour daylight for the fun of it I suppose?
"The world would have many changes to get used to. Crime would go down as criminals lost the cover of darkness. Everybody was joyful at the prospect having twenty-four hour daylight."
CRIME? Oh no, no one's every successfully done crime in the DAYLIGHT! My plans are foiled!
Also, everyone's joyful? Where my night lovers at?

"'Your countries [Libya, Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia] are all desert because the land is flat. '"
First of all. That's not how that works (take a shot every time I say that). Second of all, they're not ALL desert EVERYWHERE. Not to mention that IRAN AND SAUDI ARABIA HAVE A TON OF MOUNTAINS ANYWAY SO THERE GOES THAT ARGUMENT (along with Theresa's proposal to make them some mountains if they don't start a war),

372 Pages We'll Never Get Back, reading assignment #1

Grandpa, no! Middle aged men, do (and I cannot stress this enough) not write first-person perspective for a teenage girl.

This book, aside from the "Grandpa, no" stuff, and the Mary Sue aspect of the main character, is a manifesto. Too bad Kindle doesn't have a Time New Manifesto font.