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"There are people who move through life without doubt or introspection, so sure of themselves they can scarcely comprehend how others, clinging to the high ledge of existence, might regard falling as a distinct possibility."

Pretty good so far.

Kids need a mandatory class on " you're not as smart as you think you are and here's proof that you're utterly stupid" class and cite cases like Anna's as evidence