Status Updates From Going Home

“Yeah, you were a big mistake, Carter. You’re the reason why Aunt Bridget had to marry your old man. He knocked her up, and now she’s stuck with you just like she is with that pathetic bean-counter dad of yours.”

WTH? What kind of 11 year old kid says things like that??

// "Standing with Carl’s help, I felt cum running down the insides of both my legs. Smiling, I wondered how long it would take my ass to close back up. I’m sure both of their loads were gushing out of my wide open ass."

~ UGH how did this happen :-/. What kind of a turn did this book take? Blech, this isn't even remotely sexy or sexy-dirty :-/, it's just crass!! And trust me, I'm no blushing violet.

// Bacon grease?!? Seriously?? That's just nasty o_O!!

// BTW, since it's on your mind ... Carter, I am waaaaaaaay more surprised that you've fallen in love so quickly, to be honest. I'm not at all concerned that you're in love with two men!!

// Also, there's a childish language here that came out of nowhere it seems ... or perhaps only now am I really noticing it. I was expecting something way WAY more sexy :-/!!

// Seriously? An ever present erection?!? I mean, I get it, you're virile and that's fantastic, but come on ... you're barely getting any blood circulation to the head on your shoulders o__O!!
Don't get me wrong ... I like the story, it's what drew me in, but somewhere along the line I got tired of all the (literally and figuratively) dirty sex these men are having.