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You see, people have a long history of fearing the things they cannot understand and often find more comfort in shunning them altogether rather than learning about them. Because people… Well, fond as I am of them, they do suffer from an interminable case of willful ignorance—a terrible disease, really, and highly contagious, but what can you do? You learn to take the good with the bad and so forth. But where was I?