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Noah is 53% done

eternal life wouldn't be enough to convince me to turn into a vampire, the second I'm told I couldn't eat pho anymore I'd be out

— May 06, 2026 01:34PM 7 comments

Noah is 42% done

sorry, but Victor only owning a PlayStation and a TV is hardly indicative of him being a vampire... like, have you seen male living spaces? that's just how they are

— May 05, 2026 12:05AM Add a comment

Noah is 23% done

watch out, there's a Nosferatu on that boat!

— Apr 28, 2026 07:49PM 2 comments

Christina Ruvoldt is on page 299 of 336

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Christina Ruvoldt is on page 280 of 336

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Christina Ruvoldt is on page 260 of 336

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Christina Ruvoldt is on page 231 of 336

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Christina Ruvoldt is on page 201 of 336

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Christina Ruvoldt is on page 74 of 336

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Christina Ruvoldt is on page 45 of 336

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Joe Trotter is on page 288 of 336

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Joe Trotter is on page 174 of 336

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Joe Trotter is on page 108 of 336

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Noah is 12% done

relax, we're only on chapter five, you can't cry yet

— Apr 08, 2026 02:05PM Add a comment

Noah is 7% done

legit forgot I was reading this

— Apr 01, 2026 10:01PM 2 comments

AJJ is 62% done

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Noah is 5% done

“I checked my list of tasks and the phone rang once before I went upstairs, but when I answered it, there was nobody there. Maybe it was Death, checking up on me.”

it's probably just a spam call dude

— Mar 04, 2026 09:46PM 8 comments