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eternal life wouldn't be enough to convince me to turn into a vampire, the second I'm told I couldn't eat pho anymore I'd be out
— May 06, 2026 01:34PM
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sorry, but Victor only owning a PlayStation and a TV is hardly indicative of him being a vampire... like, have you seen male living spaces? that's just how they are
— May 05, 2026 12:05AM
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“I checked my list of tasks and the phone rang once before I went upstairs, but when I answered it, there was nobody there. Maybe it was Death, checking up on me.”
it's probably just a spam call dude
— Mar 04, 2026 09:46PM
it's probably just a spam call dude
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May 06, 2026 01:40PM
Ha ha ha you act as if the undead 🧟♀️ would give you a choice Noah
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Murray wrote: "But y couldn’t you keep eating 🥣 fuh?"nah not if it works the way it does in this book!! I'd look like Tokyo Ghoul where the main character keeps trying to force himself to eat a hamburger and I'm not trying to deal with that lmaoo
Murray wrote: "Once you’re turned you’re turned baby"truee but I'd ask very politely for them to leave me alone :)
@Tracy: I mean, if they have to ask for permission to enter a room, then maybe I’d get away with it😌😌
