Noah’s Reviews > This is Not a Vampire Story > Status Update

eternal life wouldn't be enough to convince me to turn into a vampire, the second I'm told I couldn't eat pho anymore I'd be out

watch out, there's a Nosferatu on that boat!

relax, we're only on chapter five, you can't cry yet

legit forgot I was reading this

“I checked my list of tasks and the phone rang once before I went upstairs, but when I answered it, there was nobody there. Maybe it was Death, checking up on me.”

it's probably just a spam call dude