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"Cars squealed past the curb, disquieting. I'd always thought they looked beastly and cruel, tiny prisons on wheels."

aw Chloe bought Written in the Stars for Max :)

Alex and Steph still haven't come up with a band name?? It's been, like, 5 years at this point lol

“Sucking off Dracula”🕺🕺 …or however the song goes😑

Lyrical genius, you say? hm, I doubt that considering her most popular song is titled "Crotch Rot"

The taste of love is sweet
When hearts like ours meet

"I suppose he's the sort of boy who's accustomed to telephones and cinema, and all that rickety-rackety nonsense."

just like me fr

"Let's not stumble over ourselves devising an etiquette for monsters."

once you put your art out there, you can't control how people will be affected by it.

It really doesn't rain that much in Seattle

And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket

"Have you ever watched gay porn?"
"Once, but I was too afraid my roommates would hear me."

mans doesn't own a pair of headphones?

Amy Winehouse and Billie Eilish do not have a similar voice, what the fuck???????

Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack, I don't care if I never get back.

just straight up eating cheese and getting into shouting matches at the local pub

girl, but what has he done for you latelyyyyy

Trauma dumping on the first date is super sexy😑

Went to go clean out my tbr and added 5 books🫨🫨

you don't like soup either? Watch out dude, you're about to get cancelled

More books need to romanticize brown eyes. You know, sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la and all that

Wrong. Wrong opinions on music.

"Most of the cake had already been eaten. I need you to understand I wasn't starting with a full cake."

I bet she has a ghost writer🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Boy, I gotta watch my back, 'cause I'm not just anybody

gee I wonder who'll be the love-interest

that wouldn't have been too great a loss lol

I feel like if you didn't notice something was amiss long before you finished the sandwich... that's kinda on you :(

this director needs to be fired asap

why would anyone still live in this town lol

I wonder if she's one of those DJs who hate it when people request popular songs?