Noah > Recent Status Updates

found another dead body, huh? ngl I would start to think this dude's sus

idea: use Ben or the priest who's clearly hiding a zombie bite as bait

I just feel like a dark corridor isn't where you wanna be rn

why is this kinda good lol

these people must be rich af if they think sleeping on the couch is unthinkable lol

ngl you've lost me

I put The Velvet Knife on hold and now I'm sad because when it arrives then I have to actually read it :(

anybody notice the goodreads app has a dark mode?

I straight up haven't read anything new because I'm addicted to re-rating old reads lol

is he gonna simp the whole book?

pondering if I should edit star ratings #pondering

love confession already, I wonder what bullshit is gonna happen to keep the book going

Do we have half-star ratings now? Because I'm seeing half-star ratings

pleaaaase staaaay! I want you, I need you, oh god

this sucks lmao

Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got...

You gonna solve this murder or nah? Hurry up.

my interest returns every time the cat comes around

this is kinda stale ngl

Another pov😑😑

"Cars squealed past the curb, disquieting. I'd always thought they looked beastly and cruel, tiny prisons on wheels."

aw Chloe bought Written in the Stars for Max :)

Alex and Steph still haven't come up with a band name?? It's been, like, 5 years at this point lol

“Sucking off Dracula”🕺🕺 …or however the song goes😑

Lyrical genius, you say? hm, I doubt that considering her most popular song is titled "Crotch Rot"

The taste of love is sweet
When hearts like ours meet