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I just want to stay up all night and read this, but I know that's not a good idea so I'll just watch the new Daredevil show to help me fall asleep

the problem with rereading an old fav is that it always ends up taking precedence over every other book

Ok but have we ever considered that these teens have bad vibes or were unpleasant to be around?

do these dusty mfs talk about anything other than their kids?

"Octavia Stubbs' house was just as one would expect the house of a published writer to be: a shrine unto herself."

disliking Whitney Houston isn't a normal bratty teen kind of thing, I think this guy's son just has a shit taste in music

"mhm yes, of course!!" - guy who doesn't know what's going on

reading this is making my mind wander... like, are they ever going to release the Ari & Dante movie?

I just don't understand why the block button doesn't remove people from your feed

bragging that you have enough money to buy a private island isn't the flex that you think it is, in fact, it's just gross and abhorrent

I didn't get to read as much of this as I wanted today... but I did open a jar of salsa with minimal help from outside parties, so I've got that going for me

I wish they put the world maps at the end of the book because there's no way I'm remembering all that lol

these people aren't people, mannnn

“I checked my list of tasks and the phone rang once before I went upstairs, but when I answered it, there was nobody there. Maybe it was Death, checking up on me.”

it's probably just a spam call dude

it's clearly the Hash-slinging slasher

I would have just told the truth about not reading any of her books, the only thing worse than dealing with an egotistical author is humoring one

man's twin just died and all he cares about is his next dick appointment lol

is this gonna be one of those "everybody sucks ass" books? because so far everybody sucks ass

reaching levels of "down bad" never before seen

one day I won't be reading this book anymore, and all will be well.

“but did it ever cross your mind that you were the target? They so deliberately framed you, specifically.”

wait, I thought that much was obvious?

no wonder Bruno Mars didn't show any of these songs before the album release, this shit's ass

flyin through it

I mean, I mainly play healer in Overwatch, but it's definitely not because I like helping people lol

okay, there are way too many pov's for how short this is lol

how silly

this book doesn't end...