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It'll click for me soon, I know it :(

I still have that gut reaction of "who gives a shit" whenever they try to flesh out The Mage's character

eternal life wouldn't be enough to convince me to turn into a vampire, the second I'm told I couldn't eat pho anymore I'd be out

sorry, but Victor only owning a PlayStation and a TV is hardly indicative of him being a vampire... like, have you seen male living spaces? that's just how they are

Hi, what's happening?

I might finish this soon lol

You blink and hundreds of pages have passed😌

I like when a book opens with a pov that we never see again, it makes me feel like I'm reading a short story

this man has no self-preservation skills

I forgot how quickly these final chapters fly by

watch out, there's a Nosferatu on that boat!

"I feel like I'm on a bad sitcom, like this is all some kind of joke."

It's worse, my guy, you're in a bad book

nobody likes a snitch dude

I know opinions are varied, but I don't put punctuation after "lol" or "lmao" because it turns it sarcastic or angry imo

the whole "no elbows on the table" rule has always been dumb, btw

there's still enough time, and I'm just saying if the homophobic parent gets forgiven I'm rating this a 1

no offense, but the man on the cover does not look like he'd be a good dancer, like... he'd pull out the "running man" or a full rendition of Gangnam Style at some point during any given song

you gotta give a little to get a little

did anybody actually grow to like Matthias? Because he sure as hell stayed at the bottom of my popularity polls

"Men mock the gods until they need them, Kaz"
He didn't see her go, only sensed her absence.

hold up... he's in a band with his uncle??? like the guys who did Party Rock Anthem?

"Joost had two problems: the moon and his mustache."

he's halfway to being Benson Boone

this rereading thing is great, I see why so many people do it