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I feel like I'm in the hotel room cuck chair rn

uh oh, we're only on chapter four and this book is dangerously close to making me like Lestat

go get your man, man.

was there ever an actual explanation for why Simon grew badass wings?

should I read Captive Prince? cuz I feel like I'm getting the hang of the enemies-to-lovers thing

Allegory🙀… metaphor🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

it's nice when there are little rest-stops in books. For example, some authors make a lighter shift to break the narrative tension, while Rainbow Rowell wrote Agatha pov's to let people know when you could skip an entire chapter

you fumbled the moment dude

I watched the second episode of Interview with the Vampire and I think Lestat is too charming lol

I kinda want to read The Vampire Lestat but I've never gotten around to liking him lol

I'm running out of Carly Rae Jepsen songs to reference :(

this is that diner scene in Dumb & Dumber

oh good, I was wondering whether he was circumcised or nah

dude, you're in No Country for Old Men, be horny some other time

"I'm telling you, this is not a woman who appreciates student involvement in her class."

these were always my favorite teachers lol

chasing that blue-eyed soul

It's a beautiful night, we're lookin' for somethin' dumb to do
Hey, baby, I think I wanna marry you
Is it the look in your eyes, or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares, baby? I think I wanna marry you

time flies when a book is actually good

Baz!! there's that pasty bastard

I think it's cool when the main couple only starts interacting halfway through the book

"I've been reading them, Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda. Cemetery Boys. Even went back to get The Fault in Our Stars. They're all good."

One of these things is not like the other.

reference reference reference, laughter laughter, reference reference reference

perfect read for Pride Month... which is something I totally planned beforehand

“Maybe if I hide behind the shelf and pretend to be deeply engrossed in–I glance at the spine–The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue. Perfect. Nothing says “please don’t talk to me” like intently studying a book about historical gay adventures.”

it's always a good tactic to reference better books in the book you're currently writing

mhm mhm... yeah! ahhhh of course, very astute. uh uh, sure

this actually isn't bad lol