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speaking of sports, I'm kinda hoping this book teaches me some lingo because otherwise I'll just be screaming "come on ref :(" or "bad call ref :( :(" and a million other variations at the Super Bowl thing I'm going to...

gothic literature, you say? Let me just whip out my Frankenstein talking points

the things that happened in the other one are happening in this one!!

how is this not a fantasy book? mans last name is "Ambrose"

I'mmm living the single, single... life

"The kind of love between a man and a woman has never been any particular dream of mine, and that was a gift, not a fault."

CSI intro

🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

woah, never saw that coming (sarcasm)

if the Seahawkes win today then they'll go to the Super Bowl, and if the Seahawkes go to the Super Bowl then I have to watch the Super Bowl :(

a constant through line across the multiverse is that Gatsby is a sweaty mess around Daisy lol

Who cares about the “why”, start swinging😡

people are dying, Zeb

I know Zeb is a spindly fellow, but I still feel like he could take this dude

Zeb’s at fault, Gideon’s at fault, I’m at fault, I think there’s one thing and one thing only to blame, and that’s society… of which we live in one😔😔

Update! the next movie I'm gonna watch is either New York, New York or Gangs of New York... oh, here's a book update: that dude is definitely dead already. In fact, I bet they'll give him a Norman Bate's mom reveal :)

I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing
Still a cat's the only cat who knows how to swing

"Boys like us always know one another about a thousand years before anyone else knows us, don't we?"

Alex should work on her spy skills😑

I’m betting we’ve got a “secret tunnel” situation on our hands🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

classic Madame Zeroni curse

I just read a good book :)

dinner party where everyone's a dick... so just a normal dinner party I guess

"His mom seems amazing," she says quietly.
"Yeah, I guess she is"
"I wish I could be like that."

well, you're not. You suck and you don't deserve happiness.

I like me better when I'm with you. I like me better when I'm with you.

*shitty instrumental break*

I like–I like–I like me better when I'm with you.

brutally honest characters are the worst. How about kindly honest? how about having a fucking heart???

mission failed successfully? they really should have just named this guy "Mark" because he's such a mark

I'm gasping at every plot point like I haven't read this already