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twink's first football game

is it too late to vote for this book in the award show?? because it should win whatever category it was in :)

I’ve always said that the one thing the original Gatsby was missing was bisexuality🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

I remember this scene!! I also remember Leonardo DiCaprio completely botching it in the movie version

“No such thing as a small revolution, Mr. Nicholas Carraway. If that’s what you tell yourself, then enjoy standing in that hurricane.”

"I'd never exactly envisioned Jay Gatsby as a real person before."

he isn't a real person in the original text either

she didn't just escape poverty, but also all that annoying ass PDA

Yess let’s steal from Gatsby🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Weaponized dimples😼😼

why is this kinda good lol

Don’t go back🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

“I thought we’d talk football, or politics, or⁠—”

ok well, he's convince me that he's straight

I’m wondering how this will differ from the original Gatsby🤔

imagine thirsting after somebody named Archibald lol

“I was going to watch a film. I have wine and snacks. Interested?”

oooh a "film", got Mr. Letterboxd over here

tf is this guy's problem

Trying to clean glasses with your clothes is actually the worst, it never works🙂‍↔️

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Gotta take another L I’m afraid😑

“Do you have any idea how much infants cry, Gav?” He pinched the bridge of his nose in that way he does when he thinks he is explaining something that should be obvious.
“Yes, and it is precisely why I never intend to have them.”