Status Update

Noah is 5% done

“I checked my list of tasks and the phone rang once before I went upstairs, but when I answered it, there was nobody there. Maybe it was Death, checking up on me.”

it's probably just a spam call dude

— Mar 04, 2026 09:46PM

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Noah’s Previous Updates

Noah is 53% done

eternal life wouldn't be enough to convince me to turn into a vampire, the second I'm told I couldn't eat pho anymore I'd be out

— May 06, 2026 01:34PM

Noah is 42% done

sorry, but Victor only owning a PlayStation and a TV is hardly indicative of him being a vampire... like, have you seen male living spaces? that's just how they are

— May 05, 2026 12:05AM

Noah is 23% done

watch out, there's a Nosferatu on that boat!

— Apr 28, 2026 07:49PM

Noah is 12% done

relax, we're only on chapter five, you can't cry yet

— Apr 08, 2026 02:05PM

Noah is 7% done

legit forgot I was reading this

— Apr 01, 2026 10:01PM

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message 1: by Tracy P. (new)

Mar 04, 2026 11:18PM

LOL! Most of them are nowadays! 🤬

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message 2: by Noah (new) - rated it 5 stars

Mar 04, 2026 11:21PM

Tracy P. wrote: "LOL! Most of them are nowadays! 🤬"

I straight up never answer unless I know who's calling lmao

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message 3: by Tracy P. (new)

Mar 05, 2026 01:06AM

Noah wrote: "Tracy P. wrote: "LOL! Most of them are nowadays! 🤬"

I straight up never answer unless I know who's calling lmao"

You are not alone, Noah!! Block, block, block... 😂

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message 4: by Noah (new) - rated it 5 stars

Mar 05, 2026 01:18AM

@Tracy: agreed and agreed lol

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message 5: by Alexia (new)

Mar 05, 2026 05:14AM