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Have you ever held a koala?

No, but they’ve got claws and sharp teeth.

They can also carry chlamydia. It’s probably best to avoid them if you come across one in the wild.

I’d seen my fair share of skunks, but I’d never pet one. His hair was much softer than I expected. Almost like petting a rabbit.

The taller one is Thatcher. Grumpier than a barn cat in a bubble bath, but he’s got a good heart.

Like most small-town diners, The Huckleberry Cafe made their coffee strong enough to wake up Rip van Winkle.