Status Updates From Relativity

Ugh Rip is just so stupid! I feel like her mom was cheating on her dad with Knox's father

Oh Ripley, please don't be TSTL! I can see this one coming from miles away. Mr. Parsons....... ~ ~ "I'm hit by an idea so insane that I know immediately it is the right thing to do."

“How many guys are you stringing along?” he asks, finally recovering enough to talk. “That isn’t what it looked like,” I defend myself. “Well, that’s a relief because it looked an awful lot like some creepy old dude kissing your neck in a deserted parking lot in the middle of the day when you should be at school,” he yells.

" I never understood what the expression-shit eating grin-meant until Knox comes strolling through the door. I want to smack the I’m-so-happy-because-I just-got-laid expression right off of him."

Skimming. The immaturity is driving me nuts. Seems like everyone is cheating! Is everyone in this town morally bankrupt and destined to act like they are in Jr. high????

“I know you want to be with me,” he says confidently. “Knox, I didn’t say that I didn’t want to be with you, I said that I couldn’t be with you. A kiss isn’t going to change that.” I wait for him to try and change my mind but he just backs away from me, gets in his car, and drives out of my life.

She begged him, dropped her dress x2..he finally gives in and then she immediately runs and treats him like a mistake. She said he would NEVER be a mistake. .....immature!

" No guys have so much as sniffed around me since Drew and I broke up last year. Now I’m getting more action than a porn star. Grieving girls must give off some scent that attracts men, kind of like how a coyote can sense a wounded deer."

"I can’t get over how grown up Knox has become. He isn’t the lazy, immature sex maniac that I remember. Somehow he’s magically been replaced with a mature, responsible, caring man."