Status Updates From Reptile Dysfunction: Harmon...

Ok when Sloane left to have dinner with Bradley, i wanted to cry but she made the right choice and came back to Thad. She brings him home to meet her parents (her dad the mayor) and it all goes well… except Bradley is up to something. I love seeing Sebastian and his family again

Ok these snakes in his hair are amazing partners during smexy time.

Ohhhh!! His snakes like her 🥰🥰

NYC journalist comes back home to help her mother after a hip replacement. Her dads the mayor a thinks he can micromanage her to do his bidding. She meets the bad boy gorgon and instantly is interested in more than just his cushy interview her dad wants.

Ew on this guy Henry the 3rd or whatever. Just like her dad.