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Weirdly funny for a book written in the 1600s.
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Don Quixote: "SANCHO MY MUSE IS STILL A PLAIN VILLAGE GIRL YOU *MUST* FLOG YOURSELF TO CHANGE HER BACK EVERYONE IS TELLING YOU TO HIT YOURSELF 3K TIMES AND YET YOU WONT I AM ABOUT TO DO IT MYSELF YOU LAZY COWARD I WISH YOU WERE EATEN BY WOLVES"
Sancho: "Girl, That's not common sense, but maybe I will do it tomorrow"
DQ: "Okay, fine. Her puss is still poppin and everyone knows it"
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Sancho: "Girl, That's not common sense, but maybe I will do it tomorrow"
DQ: "Okay, fine. Her puss is still poppin and everyone knows it"




































