Status Updates From Annie's Day

“Huh,” Paul said, taking in the scene. “Annie slept with
you last night?”
“Yeah,” Billy said, looking over at the cat. “First time she's ever wanted me to pet her.”

knew it was a cat

"Maureen texted on her phone instead of paying attention while Ryan toddled around aimlessly. Once he saw me, he meandered in my direction and extended his arms for a hug. I slapped him across the face. I hate children."

?????

"And just to piss the bitch off, I cut across her lawn while turning the corner."

help

"On my way home, I passed by Dwayne and Sally's
house. Sally's hated me ever since she caught me sitting in Dwayne's lap at the 4th of July barbeque. In my defense, there weren't enough chairs. Maybe his hands wandered a bit and I didn't discourage him but it was his fault as much as mine."

pick me much?

"In the five years since I moved in, I watched Billy grow from an annoying kid into a man who looks like his
father. I've grown to like him. I really like him. A lot. In fact, I want to feel his hands all over my body and..."

oh that's not...

"Tip for all you guys out there: If a woman is asleep, let her sleep. If you're anything other than newlyweds, she does not want to you groping her in the morning."

LOL

What the actual freak is happening rn. Abusive horse of a women omg 💀✋️

That was a disgusting twist. Idk what you call these issues. I have daddy issues and those aren't it 💀 bae is a little mentally gross

I need to understand what about this book has everyone going crazy

I groaned, but then I chuckled. Clever, sort of.