Status Updates From Medea Sang Me a Corrido

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Clairement la plus belle et la meilleure des nouvelles. Gros coup de cœur mais wow quoi

ugh, animal cruelty (dogs)

"His corridos are about executions and how he's a killing machine on the front line, but his role in the war is to order kidnappings and ambushes over the phone while eating vanilla ice cream and turtle cheesecake from Costco."

Medea and Betrayal: Jason wins the fleece with the help of a magical princess named Medea, whom he marries. In the original myth, the story ends tragically with betrayal and revenge

a starter wife. You know, the type--suppurt her man when he's no one, teaches him manners, helps him grow, washes his clothes, cooks and cleans for him, listens, advocates for him, backs him, figures out his shit for him, provides therapy, validates him so he can achieve his dreams, so he can find himself and be a success. Then, once he has it all, bam! he leaves. You know the type.

"Medea Gave Me an Abortion" a young woman's dad is a a soldier in the National Army. She's a "goth" and lives in a house with her mother who is a hippy turned suburban housewife. They have money, so she turns to weed and a "bad boy" boyfriend for some excitement/rebellion. She ends up pregnant and her BF is missing.
A witch shows up and helps her have an abortion (this is descriptive/warning)