Status Updates From Hexes of the Deadwood Forest

This book is genuinely insane and I kind of love it

As her doting parents mentioned at every possible occasion, Helene was born into the world like Jesus Christ—on a pile of hay in a barn [...] at exactly the moment the calf entered the world, so too did a wee babe slip out of Gertrude. It landed on the ground, its tiny behind covered in blood, piss (both human and cow), and cow manure.

Możliwe, że dziś skończę - nie z radością, ale z ulgą, że w końcu!

The way I’m so invested 😭