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⋆. 𐙚˚࿔ jay.sometimes.reads.books𝜗𝜚˚⋆
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“gay utopia” sounds like my bedroom
— 15 hours, 10 min ago
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"i owe you an apology"
understatement of the fucking year
— 16 hours, 43 min ago
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understatement of the fucking year
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you asshole
— 17 hours, 7 min ago
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"my right hand is occupied"
uhmmmmm ehehehe wdym by that?? *slowly backs away and retreats into a corner* WDYM BY THAT???? NONONONON DONT DO THIISS!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING A NICE DATE???
— 18 hours, 3 min ago
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uhmmmmm ehehehe wdym by that?? *slowly backs away and retreats into a corner* WDYM BY THAT???? NONONONON DONT DO THIISS!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING A NICE DATE???
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the yaoi reference 😭???? and the CRUSTY SOCKS?????? wtf is going on
— Aug 26, 2026 05:54PM
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bc i’m watching love victor and ig i need to read this first
— Aug 26, 2026 05:32PM
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「★ Rain ★」[we saucin' saucin']
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Finally found out who Blue is but I kinda wished Nick would be Blue, like A Mark On My Soul.
— Aug 24, 2026 01:27PM
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