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GETTTTT TF OUTTTTT “actually paris’s ugly face DIDN’T kidnap helen from menelaus it was actually the other way around and they were freely in LOVE and paris was beautiful” GTFOOOOOO DON’T PLAY IN MY FACE

this book: *uses an anachronism because it’s poorly-researched and the author is lazy*

immediately the narrator: OOH i know what you’re thinking. giraffes don’t exist in ancient greece. so why are they mentioned here? weird isn’t it? they MUST have existed and we just didn’t know about them!! there’s so much about ancient greece that we just don’t know!