dora ♡’s Reviews > Son of Nobody > Status Update

this book: *uses an anachronism because it’s poorly-researched and the author is lazy*

immediately the narrator: OOH i know what you’re thinking. giraffes don’t exist in ancient greece. so why are they mentioned here? weird isn’t it? they MUST have existed and we just didn’t know about them!! there’s so much about ancient greece that we just don’t know!

i’m actually crying diomedes was NOT feared by the gods and neither was achilles. also how many times are we gonna bring up jesus?

if harlow donne was a real person he would enrage the hell out of me. what do you mean this fragment chronologically goes after the next two but you placed it before because it was “the first fragment i discovered”???? you’re FIRED!!!

sorry gail love you but me personally *i* would let my hypothetical husband ramble about ancient greece. “i sense a lecture coming” smh you’re just mad because a man has hobbies and passions

i find it so cool how with recent advancements towards reading the herculaneum scrolls, the plot of this book is totally possible