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♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚  Alien :3
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3 is 67% done
I miss night reading (because right now it's 12:33 a.m.)
It's practically morning
— Nov 11, 2026 02:33PM Add a comment
How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend (Noahverse #5)

♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚  Alien :3
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3 is 59% done
Nonononononononono! NO!

HE IS AWAKE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
— Nov 10, 2026 07:41AM Add a comment
How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend (Noahverse #5)

♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚  Alien :3
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3 is 56% done
'I do have limits. “You can borrow my coat,” he tries.'


EEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!!!!
— Nov 10, 2026 07:40AM Add a comment
How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend (Noahverse #5)

♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚  Alien :3
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3 is 53% done
"My stomach sinks. No, Artemis! Don’t do it! Oh wait…
No! Do it! Eat the spider!"


Poor Teo (The spider)
— Nov 05, 2026 05:44AM Add a comment
How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend (Noahverse #5)

♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚  Alien :3
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3 is 52% done
THEY KISSED AGAIN!!!!


AAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
— Oct 31, 2026 11:48AM Add a comment
How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend (Noahverse #5)

♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚  Alien :3
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3 is 50% done
“Ready to have a hot a$$?” Zachary asks, and I twitch at the statement.
“Uh…excuse me?” I ask.

What? 🥀
— Oct 31, 2026 08:03AM 1 comment
How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend (Noahverse #5)

♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚  Alien :3
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3 is 47% done
They KISSSEEDDD!!!!!!! 💜



AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
— Oct 27, 2026 03:45AM Add a comment
How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend (Noahverse #5)

♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚  Alien :3
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3 is 42% done
I wish that I could never finish this book
— Oct 25, 2026 12:23PM Add a comment
How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend (Noahverse #5)

♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚  Alien :3
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3 is 36% done
Ok I finished the chapter and now screaming time.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
— Oct 21, 2026 10:19AM Add a comment
How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend (Noahverse #5)

♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚  Alien :3
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3 is 33% done
"Yeah. Sorry it's a mess."
"A mess? It's great. Where can I put my jacket?"


Marry me 💍
— Oct 21, 2026 09:57AM Add a comment
How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend (Noahverse #5)

♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚  Alien :3
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3 is 31% done
"I could see him liking your eyes. I didn't realize they were different colors until you came to Thanksgiving. I'd only seen them from a distance before. They're actually pretty."


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
— Oct 21, 2026 08:28AM Add a comment
How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend (Noahverse #5)

♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚  Alien :3
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3 is 26% done
I need confess that I fall in love with Makenzie (And yes it's my first nonbinary fictional CRUSH!) EEEEEEKKKKKK >/////<
— Oct 20, 2026 08:19AM Add a comment
How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend (Noahverse #5)

♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚  Alien :3
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3 is 25% done
Soooo currently I'm asking myself
(We have MMC and FMC) What about nonbinarys/enbys? Are they NMC or EMC?
You know what I'm just gonna ask Google
— Oct 20, 2026 07:56AM Add a comment
How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend (Noahverse #5)

♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚  Alien :3
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3 is 21% done
"I know these can go on for a while, but there is hot food waiting for me, Gramps, so let's speed it up.
It's such a me core
— Oct 19, 2026 08:35AM Add a comment
How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend (Noahverse #5)

♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚  Alien :3
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3 is 19% done
"That must be Zachary. Hold the h€ll up. The brother's hot too? F#¢k my life."
Damn it! 😞
— Oct 19, 2026 08:17AM Add a comment
How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend (Noahverse #5)

♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚  Alien :3
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3 is 18% done
"Huh? So what's that mean? (He) don't eat meat?"

Gramps 😭
That isn't nonbinary meaning 😭🥲
— Oct 19, 2026 08:01AM Add a comment
How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend (Noahverse #5)

♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚  Alien :3
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3 is 10% done
Erm... It's kinda akward but oh well time to send him to hospital
— Oct 18, 2026 04:15AM Add a comment
How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend (Noahverse #5)

♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚  Alien :3
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3 is starting
I hope Hayden isn't homophobic 🥹
— Oct 18, 2026 04:01AM Add a comment
How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend (Noahverse #5)

♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚  Alien :3
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3 is starting
Currently reading in e-book, so update will be confusing.
I FEEEEEEELLLLLL IN LOVE ALREADY
(Even though I just finished first chapter, I'm gonna continue read it)
Makenzie, I can believe in you 🥹💗
— Oct 18, 2026 03:38AM Add a comment
How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend (Noahverse #5)

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