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♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3
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I miss night reading (because right now it's 12:33 a.m.)
It's practically morning
— Nov 11, 2026 02:33PM
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It's practically morning
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3
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Nonononononononono! NO!
HE IS AWAKE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
— Nov 10, 2026 07:41AM
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HE IS AWAKE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3
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'I do have limits. “You can borrow my coat,” he tries.'
EEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!!!!
— Nov 10, 2026 07:40AM
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!!!!
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3
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"My stomach sinks. No, Artemis! Don’t do it! Oh wait…
No! Do it! Eat the spider!"
Poor Teo (The spider)
— Nov 05, 2026 05:44AM
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No! Do it! Eat the spider!"
Poor Teo (The spider)
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3
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THEY KISSED AGAIN!!!!
AAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
— Oct 31, 2026 11:48AM
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AAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3
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“Ready to have a hot a$$?” Zachary asks, and I twitch at the statement.
“Uh…excuse me?” I ask.
What? 🥀
— Oct 31, 2026 08:03AM
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“Uh…excuse me?” I ask.
What? 🥀
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3
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They KISSSEEDDD!!!!!!! 💜
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
— Oct 27, 2026 03:45AM
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AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3
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I wish that I could never finish this book
— Oct 25, 2026 12:23PM
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♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3
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Ok I finished the chapter and now screaming time.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
— Oct 21, 2026 10:19AM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3
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"Yeah. Sorry it's a mess."
"A mess? It's great. Where can I put my jacket?"
Marry me 💍
— Oct 21, 2026 09:57AM
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"A mess? It's great. Where can I put my jacket?"
Marry me 💍
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3
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"I could see him liking your eyes. I didn't realize they were different colors until you came to Thanksgiving. I'd only seen them from a distance before. They're actually pretty."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
— Oct 21, 2026 08:28AM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3
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I need confess that I fall in love with Makenzie (And yes it's my first nonbinary fictional CRUSH!) EEEEEEKKKKKK >/////<
— Oct 20, 2026 08:19AM
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♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3
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Soooo currently I'm asking myself
(We have MMC and FMC) What about nonbinarys/enbys? Are they NMC or EMC?
You know what I'm just gonna ask Google
— Oct 20, 2026 07:56AM
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(We have MMC and FMC) What about nonbinarys/enbys? Are they NMC or EMC?
You know what I'm just gonna ask Google
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3
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"I know these can go on for a while, but there is hot food waiting for me, Gramps, so let's speed it up.
It's such a me core
— Oct 19, 2026 08:35AM
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It's such a me core
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3
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Oh we are so dead!
— Oct 19, 2026 08:26AM
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♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3
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"That must be Zachary. Hold the h€ll up. The brother's hot too? F#¢k my life."
Damn it! 😞
— Oct 19, 2026 08:17AM
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Damn it! 😞
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3
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"Huh? So what's that mean? (He) don't eat meat?"
Gramps 😭
That isn't nonbinary meaning 😭🥲
— Oct 19, 2026 08:01AM
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Gramps 😭
That isn't nonbinary meaning 😭🥲
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3
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Erm... It's kinda akward but oh well time to send him to hospital
— Oct 18, 2026 04:15AM
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♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3
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I hope Hayden isn't homophobic 🥹
— Oct 18, 2026 04:01AM
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♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3
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Currently reading in e-book, so update will be confusing.
I FEEEEEEELLLLLL IN LOVE ALREADY
(Even though I just finished first chapter, I'm gonna continue read it)
Makenzie, I can believe in you 🥹💗
— Oct 18, 2026 03:38AM
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I FEEEEEEELLLLLL IN LOVE ALREADY
(Even though I just finished first chapter, I'm gonna continue read it)
Makenzie, I can believe in you 🥹💗


