♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3’s Reviews > How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend > Status Update
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3
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I miss night reading (because right now it's 12:33 a.m.)
It's practically morning
— Nov 11, 2026 02:33PM
It's practically morning
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♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3’s Previous Updates
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3
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Nonononononononono! NO!
HE IS AWAKE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
— Nov 10, 2026 07:41AM
HE IS AWAKE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3
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'I do have limits. “You can borrow my coat,” he tries.'
EEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!!!!
— Nov 10, 2026 07:40AM
EEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!!!!
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3
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"My stomach sinks. No, Artemis! Don’t do it! Oh wait…
No! Do it! Eat the spider!"
Poor Teo (The spider)
— Nov 05, 2026 05:44AM
No! Do it! Eat the spider!"
Poor Teo (The spider)
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3
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THEY KISSED AGAIN!!!!
AAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
— Oct 31, 2026 11:48AM
AAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3
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“Ready to have a hot a$$?” Zachary asks, and I twitch at the statement.
“Uh…excuse me?” I ask.
What? 🥀
— Oct 31, 2026 08:03AM
“Uh…excuse me?” I ask.
What? 🥀
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3
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They KISSSEEDDD!!!!!!! 💜
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
— Oct 27, 2026 03:45AM
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3
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I wish that I could never finish this book
— Oct 25, 2026 12:23PM
♬⋆.˚ Silentobsession ♬⋆.˚ Alien :3
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Ok I finished the chapter and now screaming time.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
— Oct 21, 2026 10:19AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

