Status Updates From Yeti or Knot

look. I’m getting in the mood for when the wicker film comes out next month okay !!!!!!! sentient object/monster romance is just where I’m at rn

Many things in this seems unrealistic. Like where did her clothes go when he destroyed them? Why is there water everywhere? And the fixation with anal just makes me go bleh. The story is short but it seems to go on forever.

What do you mean you don’t understand his language despite your time there? You’ve been there for like a day girl. And now you’re in the snow kneeling without any pants. I get it’s a story about a yeti so like leave reality behind, but seeing how we’ve established that snow and cold is in fact bad for humans.. you don’t get it both ways.

I get the shredding of the panties, basic caveman stuff. But shredding of the pants? On top of a mountain covered by snow? Why would a frail human possibly need pants?

Sometimes, the only place left to go is up. That’s profound

I honestly don’t know how to rate this. 2.75 ⭐️? It was unhinged and very cringe but still kinda had fun? 🤣