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it’s my SON

also still. No. SMOOCHIES!???

I need them to stop pining and MAKE OUT ALREADY

“I thought he loved you… to be precise, I thought you both loved each other” Situ youre a king amongst kings TELL HIM

“He may seem hellish to others but to me he is paradise” “you love him too, dont you” GET HIS ASS

Xiahou Lian has cracked the code - he’s accepted Shen Jue is his BELOVED yessss now KISS

Shen Jue really out here like “look I KNEW I was gonna be betrayed so I planned a fake corpse at the bottom of cliff so I could reveal my enemies, jump off, and then be on my way” but NOOOOOO Xiahou Lian is like “let me come massacre a mountain to save my man 🥰”

And boy, did he massacre that mountain 🥰😍

Fellas, is it gay to suggest you would gladly be the mud beneath a man’s feet? How about licking a man’s blood of his finger tips?

FELLAS I NEED TO KNOW

I know what you are Shen Jue

We’re 75pgs in and Shen Jue has:
1. Stage a whole ass coupe
2. Attack his (disguised) man
3. Sentence his (disguised) man to death
4. Realise that is in fact his man
5. Save his man from the death he ordered
6. Pull a Prescript and tell his man no choice he made was ever his own (our boy was being PLAYED)
7. Lust over his man
8. Give his man a job
9. LUST OVER HIS MAN

good kush diva