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Shoayue be like: Get out of my sight and I’ll break your legs

Xiaohu Lian: Yes wife

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

"You misremember. I always called you A-Lian. Plenty of people call you Xiao-Lian, but only I can call you A-Lian."

mhmm, now I know why people call Shen Jue possessive.

me looking at this cover wo starting the book.
PLEASE PLS PLS PLS PLSSSS BE WHAT I THINK IT IS!!!!!!

"Shaoye...back then, you said you'd let me be your gatekeeper, guarding your home for you. Does your offer still stand?"

Did it still stand?

"Yes, it still stands."

It always had.

I'm going to throw up

it’s my SON

also still. No. SMOOCHIES!???

I need them to stop pining and MAKE OUT ALREADY

“I thought he loved you… to be precise, I thought you both loved each other” Situ youre a king amongst kings TELL HIM

“He may seem hellish to others but to me he is paradise” “you love him too, dont you” GET HIS ASS

Xiahou Lian has cracked the code - he’s accepted Shen Jue is his BELOVED yessss now KISS

Shen Jue really out here like “look I KNEW I was gonna be betrayed so I planned a fake corpse at the bottom of cliff so I could reveal my enemies, jump off, and then be on my way” but NOOOOOO Xiahou Lian is like “let me come massacre a mountain to save my man 🥰”

And boy, did he massacre that mountain 🥰😍