Status Updates From Twi-Flight (Ghostlight Falls)

“As long as I am alive, you will always have someone with you. You will never be alone, or unguarded.”

Screaming at all the chickens 🤣 esme, carly, alice & jasmine

NON STOP SCREAMING IM DYING the twilight references are 11/10 tears streaming down my face

Eggward. RIP I’M DEAD

“Crap, crap, crapity, crap. I am going to die in the middle of the road trying to save a poor defenseless animal. My obituary will read ‘she died like she lived, an idiot’.” Relatable

Reading this not for the shits and giggles, but to rant about all the poultry-related inaccuracies and also absolute horror that is cloacal kissing being in the content warnings. Haven’t gotten far enough yet but if there is chicken smut I will die, and then come back to haunt everyone of yall weirdos who enjoyed this 💀

weird little send up of twilight but with a rooster twist and a MC who consistently mischaracterizes the species of those around her

LFG

Don’t look at me