Status Updates from All Editions of Painted in Shadows (Audible Audio)

Sam is 70% done

"Dead Brother-In-Law"
DUDE that's pretty presumptuous of you, given y'all just snogged for the first time 5 minutes before he showed up

— Jan 20, 2026 06:45PM Add a comment

Sam is 53% done

"This is not normal"
"Nothing about our situation is normal"
Girly he isn't talking about the warehouse, he's talking about the fact his bosses shadows are just accompanying you on your errands like a puppy dog.

— Jan 20, 2026 05:44PM Add a comment

Sam is 31% done

"For medical documentation"
Goddess girl your hilarious

— Jan 20, 2026 04:34PM Add a comment

Sam is 31% done

"For you health" lol

— Jan 20, 2026 04:33PM Add a comment

Sam is 23% done

Do they have nutrition classes for Shadow Users? No I don't think they do. At least not this guild.

— Jan 20, 2026 04:12PM Add a comment

Sam is 23% done

"did you heal me?"
'well yeah you were being very dramatic'
GURL! I love you.

— Jan 20, 2026 04:07PM Add a comment

Sam is 14% done

GURL! You're so oblivious it is adorable

— Jan 20, 2026 03:14PM Add a comment

Sam is 10% done

"Maintaining appropriate stalking distance"
Goddess I love her

— Jan 20, 2026 02:51PM Add a comment

Sam is 9% done

"Poison would run the flavor profile"
GURL, I cackled.

— Jan 20, 2026 02:42PM Add a comment

Sam is 8% done

ma'am all banana bread is good banana bread. Warm is just better.

— Jan 20, 2026 02:38PM Add a comment

Sam is 8% done

She cares about his Minions!

— Jan 20, 2026 02:36PM Add a comment

Sam is 6% done

"This calls for cheese!"
A gurl after my own heart

— Jan 20, 2026 02:30PM Add a comment

Sam is 6% done

— Jan 20, 2026 02:29PM Add a comment

Sam is on page 6

"Everyone needs tea... even monsters...especially monsters"
Gurl I think we'd get along great.

— Jan 20, 2026 02:29PM Add a comment

Aly is on page 36 of 287

— Jan 17, 2026 06:52PM Add a comment

Marja Anderson is 51% done

— Jan 03, 2026 08:44AM Add a comment

Cedes is on page 177 of 349

— Dec 09, 2025 06:55AM Add a comment

Cedes is on page 16 of 349

— Dec 08, 2025 07:25PM Add a comment

Alice-oz is on page 201 of 287

— Nov 27, 2025 04:02PM Add a comment

Aubrea is on page 204 of 287

I should’ve guessed about her brother bc it was set up pretty obviously, but I will say I think Joss is the traitor

— Nov 13, 2025 01:47PM Add a comment

Aubrea is on page 183 of 287

“You can’t unkill the cousin” is actually so funny

— Nov 13, 2025 11:55AM Add a comment

Aubrea is on page 160 of 287

I’m still enjoying it, but I’m confused on numbers. I thought there were like 50 people. And yes, 17 died. But with the house having 20 rooms that still means people would have to double up in rooms so why are they talking like they wouldn’t

— Nov 13, 2025 10:41AM Add a comment

Aubrea is on page 84 of 287

I’m a bit confused on the timeline, but I am enjoying it so far

— Nov 13, 2025 08:48AM Add a comment

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