Sam’s Reviews > Painted in Shadows > Status Update

"Dead Brother-In-Law"
DUDE that's pretty presumptuous of you, given y'all just snogged for the first time 5 minutes before he showed up

"This is not normal"
"Nothing about our situation is normal"
Girly he isn't talking about the warehouse, he's talking about the fact his bosses shadows are just accompanying you on your errands like a puppy dog.

"For medical documentation"
Goddess girl your hilarious

"For you health" lol

Do they have nutrition classes for Shadow Users? No I don't think they do. At least not this guild.

"did you heal me?"
'well yeah you were being very dramatic'
GURL! I love you.

GURL! You're so oblivious it is adorable

"Poison would run the flavor profile"
GURL, I cackled.

ma'am all banana bread is good banana bread. Warm is just better.

She cares about his Minions!