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Sam
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ma'am all banana bread is good banana bread. Warm is just better.
— Jan 20, 2026 02:38PM
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Sam
is 70% done
"Dead Brother-In-Law"
DUDE that's pretty presumptuous of you, given y'all just snogged for the first time 5 minutes before he showed up
— Jan 20, 2026 06:45PM
DUDE that's pretty presumptuous of you, given y'all just snogged for the first time 5 minutes before he showed up
Sam
is 53% done
"This is not normal"
"Nothing about our situation is normal"
Girly he isn't talking about the warehouse, he's talking about the fact his bosses shadows are just accompanying you on your errands like a puppy dog.
— Jan 20, 2026 05:44PM
"Nothing about our situation is normal"
Girly he isn't talking about the warehouse, he's talking about the fact his bosses shadows are just accompanying you on your errands like a puppy dog.
Sam
is 23% done
Do they have nutrition classes for Shadow Users? No I don't think they do. At least not this guild.
— Jan 20, 2026 04:12PM
Sam
is 23% done
"did you heal me?"
'well yeah you were being very dramatic'
GURL! I love you.
— Jan 20, 2026 04:07PM
'well yeah you were being very dramatic'
GURL! I love you.
Sam
is 10% done
"Maintaining appropriate stalking distance"
Goddess I love her
— Jan 20, 2026 02:51PM
Goddess I love her
