Status Updates From How Not to Fall in Love

Isn’t it romantic when people walk away at the first obstacle? Not even trying to fight for it. No? Ah, ok, bye. True love in the making 🙄

Ok, she immediately regrets her dumb break up. Thats progress.

What’s the point of this break up? Someone does something mean to him you don’t dump him, you support him. That’s how relationships work.

First sex scene at 69%… 🤭

I’ve never had a friend who caressed my cheek and pushed my hair behind my ear. Suuuuure you’re just friends, surrre

Why does Karla do this to me? 😭

It’s funny that her hatred of him does it for him.

Was Archer in the last book Karla wrote? It’s the same sports team but I don’t remember the names of random sports ball people.

He was drunk driving and is now in trouble. How refreshing! In most American books, people go out for a drink and then drive home, and I’m expected to be okay with that (my eye twitches every time).

Funny how the heroine of this book that I’m forced to read on my phone actually can use her Kindle 🤔