Status Updates From How to Kill a Guy in Ten Dates

CALLED IT

DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING

I’m so uncomfortable

He’s not dead is he? Blood isn’t sweet smelling it’s corn syrup or something he’s the killer

Still mostly having fun, but it does feel a little long now that I’m almost 8 HOURS IN. I’d never watch a slasher film for this long, and since this is a slasher book, it feels like a LOT

I WAS KIND OF RIGHT!

Okay I thought it could be them but they made it seem like it couldn’t be them…

So it’s neither of them