Status Updates From The Maidenheads: A Novel

finally locking in after a reading slump and omg… the way this author writes. #inspired

I’m officially anxious

I’m picking up on what’s happening and I see it and understand it and like sympathize with it in a weird way but I also am incredibly peeved

I can’t tell if it is intentional to have written the
like this but I do not like the protagonist in this book she is…..so dense

I really like Sally

I really don’t want Mari and Jamie to get back together. I’m not sure if this is intentional with the writing or not…