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This book is not for the light of heart that’s for sure

So weird. I love it.

“My womanly woman ass cheeks bob up and down like a buoy floating in the ocean”



…okay

I should DNF this book but I’m nearly hysterical at what I’m even reading. “As she tossed me around like a fluffy slice of white bread, she makes certain that I’ll never regret having her as a partner. I never once have, even right this very moment as she sucks on my balls like a vacuum cleaner.” HUH???

This is so entertaining! 🤭🤌🏽