Status Updates From Bull's Boy

not my favorite writer but i needed a palette cleanser and seeing that my life is a RTO nightmare i’ll take whatever i can get.

basically sold on the notion that instead of becoming a bitter incel after a string of rotten luck dating women, he found himself a big, strong man to spoil him instead. the best outcome, really.

genuinely love this for all of them shoutout to gay men fr but god im a kinkshaming prude fr do not put me in the vicinity of this much sub energy i would genuinely tell them to keep it to themselves HELDKJHGFGHJK do NAWT in any circumstances show me ur COCK CAGE.

whyd no one tell me this was age gap 😨😨😨😨 i had to find out HALFWAY thru this book come AWN now!!!

imagine u take the guy u have a crush on (straight) out to a party where he has fun feels better and then sucks ur dick in the car and u come on his face (fully consensual) and then he just LEAVES. ohmygod youd never fucking see me again and yall WORK TOGETHER OHMYGOD! (anyway i was right his anatomical issue leaving ppl screaming is that his dick is too HUGE i did laugh so fucking hard)

me the minute a character gets into a mildly embarrassing situation with alcohol in their systems that i have to read about: "i need to get out of here i cant read this u need to go home chug water and go the fuck to bed please take back ur offer to suck his dick please......."

"He and Marv both had Sally’s white skin since she’d carried them" this is such an odd way to announce theyre white 😭😭😭😭😭 i will say biracial lesbian moms kills i want their book who gaf abt their children

if his "anatomical issues that have left dates screaming" is that his dick is too big im going to start CRYING

i was going to have something snarky and quippy here but i truly just hope this is as fun as i want it to be. i have say now's brick by brick playing on repeat in my headphones ive been studying for 5+ hours please give me stress relief pretty pleaseeeeeeee