Status Updates From El molino del Floss

I hate Tom's ass deeply and im starting to hate Maggie for making me have to side with the bastard. There was no fucking need for Stephen to be in the book- sure dont have her end up with Philip even if he is LEAGUES better than the rest but dont make Maggie be a bastard to Lucy by flirting with her FIANCE.

Everyone suuuuuucks and not in a fun way dude.

Tellement beau j’aime tellement la littérature je peux pleurer

"I think my head's all alive inside like an old cheese."

At this point i just wanna know how she's speedrun the ending.