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Sam
is 70% done
"Dead Brother-In-Law"
DUDE that's pretty presumptuous of you, given y'all just snogged for the first time 5 minutes before he showed up
— Jan 20, 2026 06:45PM
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DUDE that's pretty presumptuous of you, given y'all just snogged for the first time 5 minutes before he showed up
Sam
is 53% done
"This is not normal"
"Nothing about our situation is normal"
Girly he isn't talking about the warehouse, he's talking about the fact his bosses shadows are just accompanying you on your errands like a puppy dog.
— Jan 20, 2026 05:44PM
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"Nothing about our situation is normal"
Girly he isn't talking about the warehouse, he's talking about the fact his bosses shadows are just accompanying you on your errands like a puppy dog.
Sam
is 31% done
"For medical documentation"
Goddess girl your hilarious
— Jan 20, 2026 04:34PM
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Goddess girl your hilarious
Sam
is 23% done
Do they have nutrition classes for Shadow Users? No I don't think they do. At least not this guild.
— Jan 20, 2026 04:12PM
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Sam
is 23% done
"did you heal me?"
'well yeah you were being very dramatic'
GURL! I love you.
— Jan 20, 2026 04:07PM
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'well yeah you were being very dramatic'
GURL! I love you.
Sam
is 10% done
"Maintaining appropriate stalking distance"
Goddess I love her
— Jan 20, 2026 02:51PM
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Goddess I love her
Sam
is 9% done
"Poison would run the flavor profile"
GURL, I cackled.
— Jan 20, 2026 02:42PM
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GURL, I cackled.
Sam
is 8% done
ma'am all banana bread is good banana bread. Warm is just better.
— Jan 20, 2026 02:38PM
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Sam
is 6% done
"This calls for cheese!"
A gurl after my own heart
— Jan 20, 2026 02:30PM
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A gurl after my own heart
Sam
is on page 6
"Everyone needs tea... even monsters...especially monsters"
Gurl I think we'd get along great.
— Jan 20, 2026 02:29PM
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Gurl I think we'd get along great.