Status Updates From Poison Petals (The Broken D...

Everyone stay calm!! It happened—it finally happened!! My man popped his cherry—or whatever the male version of that term is. 💃💃💃

“I’m going on a date.” “Does the unlucky fucker know it’s his last night on earth? Because I’m assuming the hot psycho you’re obsessed with isn’t going to allow this guy to keep breathing.”🤣

“I won’t fuck you until the day you look at me and call me yours. I’m not giving you that if I don’t get your name attached to it.”

God, I need this man to lose his v-card!!!

I’d fuck anything she offered at this point—her, her hand, her attitude, even the barrel of a shotgun if she shoved it against my cock and promised to pull the trigger. At least then I’d come with her name in my mouth and blood in my lungs—evidence I was hers in the most final way possible. Pretty romantic, right? But it’s fine. Baby steps.🤣

Her fury at my audacity was almost endearing. But I didn’t know the guy driving her around. He could be some psycho with zip ties in the glove compartment, and she’s just going to climb into his car because she booked him through an app? Yeah, that’s not happening.  Besides, we’re going to the same fucking building. The geography is literally identical.

God, I love him!!!🤣🤣

Atp im just dragging it 😅 I don’t want it to end.
Lianna needs a book, give her twins stat.

“Yeah, I’ve got things to do, but I wanted to drop in and tell you that you look beautiful today. I also put some food in your fridge because I know you’ll be here late getting ready for tomorrow.”
PHOENIXXX GODD

This was so easy to read!

Hes so funny 😂

This man is so obsessed 😂