Nofar Sides’s Reviews > Poison Petals > Status Update
Nofar Sides
is 16% done
I’d fuck anything she offered at this point—her, her hand, her attitude, even the barrel of a shotgun if she shoved it against my cock and promised to pull the trigger. At least then I’d come with her name in my mouth and blood in my lungs—evidence I was hers in the most final way possible. Pretty romantic, right? But it’s fine. Baby steps.🤣
— Sep 15, 2026 06:27AM
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Nofar’s Previous Updates
Nofar Sides
is 60% done
Everyone stay calm!! It happened—it finally happened!! My man popped his cherry—or whatever the male version of that term is. 💃💃💃
— Sep 16, 2026 10:58AM
Nofar Sides
is 46% done
“I’m going on a date.” “Does the unlucky fucker know it’s his last night on earth? Because I’m assuming the hot psycho you’re obsessed with isn’t going to allow this guy to keep breathing.”🤣
— Sep 16, 2026 08:12AM
Nofar Sides
is 40% done
“I won’t fuck you until the day you look at me and call me yours. I’m not giving you that if I don’t get your name attached to it.”
God, I need this man to lose his v-card!!!
— Sep 16, 2026 04:37AM
God, I need this man to lose his v-card!!!
Nofar Sides
is 6% done
Her fury at my audacity was almost endearing. But I didn’t know the guy driving her around. He could be some psycho with zip ties in the glove compartment, and she’s just going to climb into his car because she booked him through an app? Yeah, that’s not happening. Besides, we’re going to the same fucking building. The geography is literally identical.
God, I love him!!!🤣🤣
— Sep 15, 2026 04:43AM
God, I love him!!!🤣🤣