Status Updates From Blackheart (The Blackheart ...

This book doesn’t know if it wants to be Adult or YA - kinda understandable given the trauma the FMC has endured but it’s giving whiplash to the readers

I’m annoyed we waited eight years for them to finally get together and do it and then there’s a closed door for real the fuck?

It’s just giving everything they say is true like she’s literally just a child acting out for real and he’d really hope that she kind of like step up for you but so far nope

See now she’s annoying cause like why are you bringing the captain of the guard with you when it’s literally war time and he’s been on a fools area for three years you know trying to bring you back like that’s just so dumb and shortsighted because you like his dick for real please

“It was an inside job,” Ansel said, leaning back in his chair.  “Well, rumor has it, you went thoroughly inside.” I’m crying but also SMH like that’s my man.

It’s like I even knew this was gonna happen LMAO I’m so happy the sky daddy’s here

She’s like I’m so tired of being like misheard and like not understood and then just continues to be so dull and dumb like babe please and then you also want to do it in public for real like you couldn’t wait to ask your questions or say what you had to say later

Why is she so hell bent on being the dumbest bitch in the room?

I knew it and finally thank goodness

Her being feral is so accurate like wtf

I’m just like when is the sky daddy gonna enter the chat cause I’m ready

Brb crying

I like that he wanted his name to be heard and he was doing a good job and the bar goes. I hope he charged you for that service. You go girl.

Lol, but you also just had a dream about you getting healed so someone would say coincidence? I think not but now you’re just like weird.

They’re actively under attack and the king tells her they’re coming for you and she leaves there being like I need to be alone. Also she doesn’t want to protect herself and then get shot with an arrow like girl are you good cause you’re dumb