Status Updates From Half His Age

On a long drive and reading this while stuck in a jam helps!

‘Maybe it takes commitment to know you shouldn’t have committed in the first place.’

‘People are too precious about what it means to be human. We’re just people. We’re just gross little people who shit and fart and fuck.’

Reminds me of the best life advice I got from a lady called Deb about meeting famous people: “He poos, he pees, and he loves his mother.”

really wanted to like this but it unfortunately gives wattpad fanfic vibes