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When a guy named Hunter shows up in a book you know he will be annoying!

the audiobook narrators have eaten this WHOLE. TIME. this is how you read in an audiobook ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️

AND THIS IS HOW YOU WRITE A CONVERSATION IN A BOOK. DIALOGUE AFTER DIALOGUE AFTER DIALOGUE. we have lost the art of intertwining scene building with natural dialogue in a way that it feels like you're eavesdropping on a conversation

This girl is the best narrator ever. I love how she reads books like she IS the character. Full send and I love it

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i'm cackling rn

"oh you not with the rainbow?" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 dead

i'm getting the physical copy just so i can highlight all of her inner dialogue because it's literally me

these narrators are making me cry laugh 😂😂 this is exactly what i think books sound like in my head. GIVE ME THE VOICE INFLECTIONS PLS & THANK YOU

☠️☠️☠️ equal opportunity type is a crazy read

“That your ex was a nigga,” he shrugged. “You kinda give those vibes.”
“Excuse me?!”
“Not in a bad way,” he continued, peeking into the truck. “Like you only fuck with white boys. In you’ll fuck with anybody kinda way.”

— These two are seriously funny 😭