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The story is stuck on a loop retelling over and over the same scene about Wickham poisoning Jane’s mind, and Jane struggling to believe in Lizzy ans be happy for her. Seriously, how can this scene replay over and over with no resolution at the end of it ???

The story is dragging horribly and we are not even halfway there [ eye roll ]

Each and every time Elizabeth speaks with Darcy her eyes sparkle and her head tilts — it’s beyond ridiculous !

This Darcy seems to have emotional incontinence, because he just magically speaks everything in his heart and soul to Elizabeth while at Netherfield (Jane’s illness). There is no need for story development or any unsolved plot-point here…

This story kickstarts with a puzzling, candid conversation, where Darcy gets everything in the opem with Elizabeth in every intimate, indiscrete detail about his feelings, and social expectations, to the extent of negotiating with Lizzy if and how to court her !

What more is there to it after that ???