Status Updates From Oops! I Summoned a Metamorp...

“One of its many limbs made an ‘O’ while another poked through it multiple times.”

this was too funny to me 😭

A fun smutty time by my favorite monster writing author ❤️

“Or she reads horny novels about monsters that went bump in the night with big pulsing dicks and gushing semen.”

i love whatever is wrong with her 😭 oh my god .. i definitely don’t relate 😗

“‘Condescending idiot tries to tell a professional barista how to do their job like a little man-bitch.’”

“Go gaslight the sun.”

i love skylar already 😭

"To my witchy monsterfuckers,

I give you horny tentacle hentai meets cute goth witch."

literally that's all i needed to hear. here's to finally reading something by opal reyne 🤭