Status Updates From Tapeworm: A Vampire Novel

‘My traitorous balls throw up a half-orgasm, and I dribble cum onto the ground. The worms pour over my glistening seed and are they fucking making noise? It sounds like happy screeching. Oh god.

“Let them eat. They’re hungry.”

I can finally start screaming.’

Bro I'm so done lmao

“Trish is batting around my slowly stiffening cock like it’s a cat toy, but it’s the attendant’s pale eyes that get it to harden.”

👁️👄👁️

Horny dumbass out here following a hot chick into an abandoned mine shaft 🙄

“Trish holds the person’s sack up and out of the way, and I finally hilt inside of the person whose face I can’t see. It feels like I tear something. Someone bends me over, and I feel the heat of their meat pushing against my own asshole...”

What am I reading 😐