Status Updates From Crush

Envie d'en finir 💀

Oh brother…

Ok going back to my PARADISE LOGIC comment I made earlier in the book, I prefer it to this without a doubt

I was concerned this was gonna turn into a Covid book when Mika out of nowhere mentioned a virus spreading, which was quickly revealed to be contagious fatal diarrhea for some reason? I think I would prefer a Covid book. Though this has basically turned into one, just with the runs instead. Because now I’m listening to Mika talk about masking, social distancing, and lockdown :/

I’m sorry, there is now a fatal diarrhea disease pandemic in this book? ??? ??