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Hallie Witt
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Might need to dnf 🫣 I’m in a book slump
— Sep 18, 2025 02:40PM
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ashtray
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“-And take those disgraceful papers with you. Can’t have my reputation ruined. I’m a scholar you know. We intellectuals have a duty to sit here waiting for death with dignity. Preferably in solitude.” -every crazy survivor in an apocalypse ever
— Sep 17, 2025 08:17AM
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ashtray
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it’s so cute when she gives boy and girl their names
— Sep 17, 2025 07:34AM
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ashtray
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the author keeps saying “___ shook his/ her head” as if the blindfolded ppl would be able to see that
— Sep 16, 2025 11:21AM
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ashtray
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nah running into the guy on the water is so scary
— Sep 16, 2025 09:54AM
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