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ashtray is 86% done

THIS IS NOT LIKE THE MOVIE

— Sep 17, 2025 11:12AM

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ashtray is 86% done

ARE YOU KIDDING ME FUCK

— Sep 17, 2025 11:12AM

ashtray is 86% done

— Sep 17, 2025 10:39AM

ashtray is 76% done

— Sep 17, 2025 10:25AM

ashtray is 61% done

— Sep 17, 2025 08:18AM

ashtray is 50% done

“-And take those disgraceful papers with you. Can’t have my reputation ruined. I’m a scholar you know. We intellectuals have a duty to sit here waiting for death with dignity. Preferably in solitude.” -every crazy survivor in an apocalypse ever

— Sep 17, 2025 08:17AM

ashtray is 50% done

it’s so cute when she gives boy and girl their names

— Sep 17, 2025 07:34AM

ashtray is 45% done

well… things couldn’t be going worse

— Sep 16, 2025 03:39PM

ashtray is 44% done

oh give me a break

— Sep 16, 2025 03:34PM

ashtray is 37% done

— Sep 16, 2025 03:04PM