Status Updates From Your Murder Next

‘it only took rupert’s death for them to take the deaths of the first two girls seriously.’

poor scarlett and naomi. dying simply due to mens’ egos.

so, dean and rupert killed scarlett, then rupert killed naomi for blackmailing him, and dean killed rupert because he was getting too erratic. but WHY did they team up together to kill scarlett in the first place? that’s what i want to know.

I WAS RIGHT! a team.

wait,,, is there two killers… or am i just thick?

‘when he called me, rupert was already dead’ SO WHO KILLED HIM?!??

NAOMI?! the fuck? why was she even there in the first place?

‘so who the hell has been leaving me notes?’ that’s what i’d like to know .

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!??

the NERVE… saying myra’s leeching when all the three of them did was leech off of scarlett. and then chat shit about the poor girl after she’s dead. scarlett may not have been a great person, but she was just a teenage girl. and she didn’t deserve to die for it.

oh god. she’s a goody two shoes. 🫩🫩🫩

‘i did judge people instantly, and i expected them to do the same for me.’ EXACTLY.

‘“a fresh start for all of us.” not *all* of us. *mum and dad* weren’t screw ups, let-downs who had spent the past six months at their old school friendless while everyone gave them a wide berth, like the mistakes they made were catching.’ i’ve been there.

‘i grabbed a glass from the cupboard and went to the sink. and a fountain of blood gushed from the tap.’ huh?