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after 10 rounds of wrestling and a long sparring class i know his ass STINKS

i actually think this is the most boring shit i’ve ever read in my entire life

The resurrection of ye olde slang has been amusing in this series… razz, whoop-ass, had the hots for, bodacious… What a slightly distracting trip down memory lane. The anachronisms have me wondering: how old is this author!? However old they might be, the brain is plastic and, therefore, I think their writing is capable of incorporating updated slang to reflect the current century’s lexicon.