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This book is trash for sure but the 1 star reviewers saying the MM/FF scenes “ruined” it are pmo (I’m gonna assume you’re homophobic if you’re hating on it SOLELY for containing gay scenes, and assume that this is your first book by this author if you didn’t expect it to have queer characters bc she almost ALWAYS adds bi representation and I love her for it even if some of her books just aren’t good)

“Hashtag life goals.”


No. I need authors to stop putting “social media speech” in the books. The worst I’ve seen is an author unironically using “unalived” multiple times in her book. This is better than that at least but still irks me.

“Well, that was an interesting interaction and almost redeems the entire night. Now why can’t I meet people like that in the day and become their friend?”


Maybe bc you just spoke to a fucking serial killer??? All you did in this interaction was listen to him talk about how to murder/torture people

Genuinely every single person in this book sucks, they’re all horribly awful, and I hope every one of them dies

This is a too much tell instead of show for my taste, but it’s only 132 pages, I have to cut it some slack 😮‍💨